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The Beards - All The Bearded LadiesThe Beards – All The Bearded Ladies

If you have not come across the Australian four piece The Beards yet then you must have been hiding under a rock as the band are easily the best bearded band in the world who have dedicated their lives to writing and performing songs about beards with their latest album simple being called ‘The Beard Album’ and featuring a furry beard on the case and now to coincide with national beard day the band have just released their brand new single ‘All The Bearded Ladies’.

‘All The Bearded Ladies’ is a fresh and fun song, one that will have you chanting a-long whilst also dancing like a lunatic and punching your fists into the air in time to the catchy beat that the song flows to. Lyrically the song is damn right stupid yet so hilarious with lyrics of “She’s my baby, she’s my baby, she’s my sexy bearded lady, she’s so heavy, she’s so fine, and her beard is all mine it’s all mine” yet it is the final epic chant of “All the bearded ladies raise your hands!” which is quickly followed up by the last word of the song “Beards” which really adds to the hilarity of the song..

The band The Beards really couldn’t be more relevant at the moment as if you take a long look around Beards are defiantly on the rise however there plan of world beard domination is not going to fully catch on as I can’t see all the women in the world wanting to grow a full on beard from the back on this song or will they? Either way The beards have a bright future ahead of them.

4.5/5

Review by Trigger

 Band Members

Johann Beardraven
Nathaniel Beard
Facey McStubblington
John Beardman JR.
 Track Listing

1. All The Bearded Ladies

 Band Related Links
The Beards Facebook
 Review Score Code
- Top Cheese
- Brilliant
- Pretty damn good
- Ok I guess
- What Was That?