Album Review
Gay For Johnny Depp - What Doesn't Kill You, Eventually Kills YouGay For Johnny Depp – What Doesn’t Kill You, Eventually Kills You

Gay For Johnny Depp are not a band for the faint hearted or anyone with delicate ears and their new album ‘What Doesn’t Kill You, Eventually Kills You’ proves just that as it is one short but hectic album which runs for just over 20minutes but trust me when I say it will be 20minutes of your life that you will remember extremely well as GFJD have a knack of getting there listeners hooked.

‘What Doesn’t Kill You, Eventually Kills You’ is set for a February 14th Valentine’s Day release date and is bigger, faster, rawer and more random than anything GFJD have every created before, the majority of the songs on the album run for just under 2minutes and because each song is on for such a short space of time the album tends to morph into a couple of big sounding moments as often you won’t realise than a song has finished and that a new one has started up, well it is only when the hectic screams calm down for a second or two that you start to wonder.

The album opens with ‘Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny And Artistic Integrity’, and yes the song is as crazy sounding as the title makes it sounds, the first 20 seconds of the song is a mad flurry of screams, this is then followed on my much electronic-fury and believe it or not but towards the end of the track everything tones down as the song fades out.

‘Suckcess’ is one of my favourite songs on the album and features heavy screams of “Murdeeeeeer”, the song its self really shines with the constant heavy drum beats and guitar riffs going nonstop for nearly 2minutes.

The opening vocals during ‘She Has The Hottest Limp (It’s All Noize) are fantastic because frontman Sid Jagger does not come up for air within the first 40seconds of the song as he continues to scream his bollocks off, now this is something that I really need to see on the live circuit, when Sid finally comes up for air the lyrics and vocals go slightly random sounding as fucked up as a kids nursery rhyme, the instrumental work and electronics running throughout the song also adds to the mental sound of the song.

The shortest track on the album is ‘Humility Is For People Who Don’t Comprehend Their Own Moriality’ which runs for 1minute and 24seconds and shockingly enough it is quite a slow paced normal sounding track compared to most GFJD material, once again it is the drumming which really stands out and the overall hectic instrumental work towards the end.

You just have to look at the band’s name and the song titles to know that you can’t take these guys seriously as it is not every day that you listen to songs titled ‘No, I’m Married To Jesus, Now Keep Your Fucking Hands Off Of Him’, or ‘Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny And Artistic Integrity’ or the amazing Slade cover which has nicely been renamed ‘Cum On Feel The Boize’.

It is not every day that you come across a band as random and crazy as Gay For Johnny Depp but when you do it is a bloody pleasure as what Gay For Johnny Depp have done with their latest album ‘What Doesn’t Kill You, Eventually Kills You’ is pretty much everything that isn’t in the music rule book as the whole album is random where no two songs sound the same and where you don’t know what you are going to get from one song to another even after a couple of listens you will notice something that you didn’t notice previously, Gay For Johnny Depp may not be everyone’s cup of tea but they are just the band we need to shake up the hardcore scene.

4/5

Review by Trigger
 Band Members
Gay For Johnny Depp - Band
Sid Jagger (Guitar, Vocals)
Marty Leopard (Bass)
JJ Samanen (Drums)
 Track Listing
1. Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and Artistic Integrity
2. Suckcess
3. She Has the Hottest Limp (It’s All Noize)
4. Humility is for People Who Don’t Comprehend Their Own Mortality
5. We Are the World? Burn It Down!
6. Rod Don’t Surf
7. Nine Inch Males (Born to Hate)
8. No, I’m Married to Jesus. Now Keep Your Fucking Hands Off of Him.
9. Pink Flag
10. What Doesn’t Kill You, Eventually Kills You
11. Cum on Feel the Boize
 Band Related Links
Gay For Johnny Depp Myspace
Gay For Johnny Depp Official Website
 Review Score Code
- Top Cheese
- Brilliant
- Pretty damn good
- Ok I guess
- What Was That?